Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Blah Again

Funny Jesus picture

Also, funniest video clip ever(according to me). I still laugh everytime I see it.

Friday, January 20, 2006

Boo Hoo Kobe

Classic picture. Kobe's face after Lamar Odom takes the last shot in regulation to win the game(Lamar missed it but that is not relevant as his expression would not have changed). Basically we have a mixture of anger and curiosity here. "Why would Lamar do that? Has he gone crazy or something? This is my team. Only I can take that shot. What the fuck just happened here? That fucker needs to be traded." Kobe Kobe Kobe. Kobe is a great player and maybe even a better one on one player than Jordan ever was in his heyday. However, the difference between Kobe and Jordan is that Kobe does not have the charisma, self sacrifice and leadership that Jordan does. His teammates will NOT follow him. He is forever doomed to be on a good to subpar team as long as he is the alpha dog.

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Kill time

What is more important when marrying or dating a girl, her body or her face? Different people have different opinions. But it is my belief that even with a so so face, a chick with an awesome body is considered hot(sexy clothing is needed of course). A girl with a awesome face but so so body is just cute. I think if you asked guys, about 75% would say that body is more important. I do not have alot of imperical data to back any of this up so y'know.

It's too bad Mitch Hedberg died. He made crappy jokes funny again.

How to kill time at work:

Toronto Star online crossword - A semi-difficult crossword puzzle can kill an hour or so. If it's too difficult it'll hurt your brain and therefore you may not want to do it. If you're not in the mood to think(this happens often), then this may not be an option on that particular day. - Jason Whitlock and Bill Simmons are funny. Many of the articles are informative and entertaining(ie you'll find out before it comes out in the tomorrow's paper). Doesn't work if you're not really a sports fan though. Can kill up to 1 hour depending on the number of new articles.

Emulators - Ever since the dawn of the computer, man has tried to solve the mystery of playing console games on the PC. Well now it's finally possible(actually the emulators have been available for years). Even if you're not a big gamer, there are lots of fun, simple games out there(ie., Dr. Mario, Tetris, Bust-A-Move, etc etc.....just watch out for your boss.....remember get ready to press ctrl tab). Although, it was yet to be proven, it can kill up to 3 hours at work if you have the right games.

Blogging - I rarely update my blog but this one alone wasted about 1 hour. It's absolutely pointless piece of claptrap but you're reading it aren't you?

Masturbating at work - Please redirect any inquiries to I have heard this can kill up to 20 minutes for a regular person but I'm told Shaun can only kill 1 minute using this method.

Monday, January 09, 2006

Last Year and This Year

Here's what's been up lately........

A New Year has started. Here's a recap of recent events/highlights worth mentioning. Got Chin's GF pic and made a poster of it to punk him for his birthday. Never saw it coming.....pwwwned!!! Got in punkage on Chin at the team ID Christmas party. Later I find out that Chin's GF finds me entertaining(can't say I'm surprised considering she's dating Chin). I Keed, I Keed. Chris got a dance from 2 strippers at the same time(for his birthday....lucky bastard). They were both pretty hot and Shaun didn't introduce me to his stripper friend(that fucker is gonna CB for life). AI supposedley has an imaginary Korean GF(Cathy said it). And Al's can I get some tonight line to Cathy "Bay, do you love me?"(one of the most classic lines I've ever heard). Alison, if you're reading this, get a fucking life. Seriously you need to gain some weight so I can see you, when you turn sideways(besides do you really want to turn into one of the chicks on so that you can be become one of AI's masturbating fantasies, "oh I nebber")..... Movies worth mentioning:

King Kong(sucked monkey I really need to watch CG of a Monkey's ass but no penis for 3 hours...maybe for 1 1/2 but definitely not for 3)
Chronicles of Narnia(cheese festival.....couldn't get over the talking animals and Christian propaganda)
Head On(German/Turkish flick......really worth a look. So good it's reminiscent of the "Turkish Bath"....actually I never saw that'd have to ask AI)
Harry Potter(Not bad but very very boring.....liked the 3rd movie the best and the first book IMHO is still the best)
Brokeback Mountain(may have the greatest one liner in movie history......I haven't seen it but I've seen enough......."I wish I knew how to quit you"........yeah kinda reminds me of masturbating and chicken sandwiches)
In America(Jim Sheridan flick. Loved it, which made me want to check out "Get Rich or Die Tryin'" until Al repeated the script to me in 50/carmelo/shaq black thanks dawg)
Sympathy For Lady Vengeance(very good flick, the 3rd of the revenge trilogy by Park Chan Wook.....I think "Oldboy" was still better though)
Downfall(interesting take on Hitler's last days.....definitely worth a look......can't make any jokes about this one cuz y'know)